Sources: style.com, net-a-porter; collage by meSometimes I realize it's not too genius to screw with your teachers, even if it will cause a riot of curious approval from your classmates.
In the three days of senior year, I find out by the first day that my AP Psychology teacher is a likeable, cussbird. My time of an administrator. I couldn't help laughing the hardest when she tells her story of getting hammered in college while all the other Asians huddle around with their flashcards, promptly giving death stares to the party loitering by (finishing off the story with "those little f***ers")
Therefore, during our little "get-to-know-each-other-after-finishing-all-the-boring-curriculum-crap" on the second day of school, I decided to give a little less-conventional answers during the questions of:
Origin of name?
"My name is Jennie. And there really isn't a reason that my name is Jennie. My parents had to think of something to put on my green card and Hui didn't quite work..." (ended with did-not-expect-that laughter)
Favorite animal?
"My little sister" (ended with another hysterical bout of WTF laughter)
Favorite movie? "
I like movies by Jackie Chan." (Too frank?)
Favorite icecream?
"Green Tea" (This is a complete lie. I have never even tried green tea.)
Pet Peeve?
"I hate it when people bother me when I work out." (Completely true.)
Favorite artist?
"Eminem" (Love his work too much to say anything else.)
Worst trait?
"I'm pretty awkward." (Caught a smile from the teacher)
Now here I am, saying all this bullshit with a complete straight face and a cocked eyebrow, when really I was about to piss in my pants.
On the third holy day, AP Psych teacher goes over the ungodly outline. By the time she finishes rambling on, I realize I only caught half the things she said. Once she starts reading, I ask,"So... are we supposed to do bulletpoints or anything?" She does this groan and tells me,"Stop being so Asian." In my mind, I'm thinking "Oh you bitch." Nonetheless, she continues on teasing me about how I must want to sit in the front now (I sit in the back, right next to the door, perfect spot for my eating and napping pleasure) and that she's punishing me write now by telling me that I don't have to "write down one fucking thing". This of course earns great laughter (even a slight chuckle from me) due to her choice of vocabulary and her stereotypical comments.
Usually, I welcome these comments which I even use myself (as you can see above). However, I also welcome a direct response when I am actually sincerely trying to learn. I detest mockery and rudeness and was utterly surprised when I recieved both from a teacher. Therefore, when she later told the whole class (at the end of the lecture) that it was probably best to take bulleted notes, she mentioned my name. I did a bit of a glare and a hmmm? A bit taken aback, she asked me if she got my name right. Confirmed she did. At first I enjoyed her different teaching style, but not when it was directed to me. I'm a selfish bitch, ain't I?
After moping over her comments, I realized that I dug this deep hole with my too honest answers with my too Fobbish-Asian persona the day before. Because I am human, I hate questioning if it was my doing that caused my unhappiness. And I hate it when others generalize. I happen to be the least anxious and uptight and the most overconfident and non-asianess person I know. Has she said her comments in private, I would've greeted this with insane smiles.
Moral of this story? Don't F$$$ with teachers?
And please, don't take us asians too seriously. We just say random crap to make fun of you.
P.S. Anyhoo, was going to make this 15 word post on loafers. But instead made a rant about my shitty moment on the first 3 days of school. Sorry about that.
LOAFERS ARE FOR SHORT AND TALL PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A $**T ABOUT THEIR HEIGHT.